my friend said they were going to smoke weed out of an apple and i said dang what a waste of a computer
What If You Could Only Talk 140 chars In Real Life?
Funny funny stuff :D
Funniest geeky quotes
“The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first.”
“C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!”
“ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.”
“WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.”
“Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.”
“Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.”
“Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)”
“Hit any user to continue.”
“Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying.”
“Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.”
“Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live.”
“The ultimate metric that I would like to propose for user friendliness is quite simple: if this system was a person, how long would it take before you punched it in the nose?”
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates in 1981
“Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.” - Erik Naggum
“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”
“Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.”
“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.”
“I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: ‘Outlook not so good’. I said: ‘Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway’.”
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No, you have heard his name before. Actually, read it…a lot of times. “Thomas Knoll, Seetharaman Narayanan, Andrew Coven, Julie Kmoch…” ring a bell?
Yeah, his is the really long name that everybody stares at every time they open Photoshop.
Another one of those geeky t-shirts around. This one for HTML fans. (Although I would think twice about wearing it seeing as its in capitals and therefore not really valid XHTML :p)
Like designers, if you give a programmer a problem with parameters, they’ll apply every bit of genius they have to solve it in the best possible way. If you tell them how to do it, you’ll suffer the wrath of an angry God.